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Sunset Tan Janelle Perry Loves Fat Jewish Guy
Sunset Tan Janelle Perry Loves Fat Jewish Guy.
Sorry mom.
I am in love with a shiksa.
Janelle is perfect.
Think she would appreciate our family dinners?
Think Janelle would enjoy the 5 course meals?
Or do you think she might just nibble on the Carpas while we pig out on meatballs, turkey, brisket, kasha, bow ties, soup, matzah balls and [...]
I Hate Computers!
I know it’s counterintuitive for someone who has a blog, but I hate the internet.
I have spent all night trying to reconfigure this website, that I almost forgot to eat.
Almost, because somehow I managed to fit in dinner (steak, fries, corn) and also a bowl of soup.
Believe it or not, I woke up early this [...]
The Economist Hates Israel
I was reading in the bathroom today.
I had a choice between Sharper Image and The Economist.
Digesting food makes me feel intellectual, so I flipped open the pages and started reading an article.
It happened to be about Israel and I kept reading.
Biased is not a word to describe this piece.
To be fair, maybe it was just [...]
No Soup For You
This weeks Torah portion talks about Jacob deceiving Esau by telling trading him lentil soup for his birthright.
Dude.
Totally good deal.
I don’t know if I would trade my birthright for some lentil soup, but if it was cream of barley I would be all over it.
We know the rest of the story.
Jacob became king of the [...]
Eye Of The Tiger
I may be delusional.
There is a slight possibility of this.
Let me explain.
With 8 minutes left in the Eagles game today, down by 24 points, I totally expected that we would come back.
I mean, it’s the Eagles were are talking about.
Any other football team I would have turned off the game and done something else.
But not [...]
Opting Out
What a week it’s been.
Joe Torre is now the Dodgers manager.
Arod is no longer a Yankee.
Boston wins the World Series.
I just ate 4 bowls of chicken soup.
Let me explain a bit more.
They weren’t full bowls.
They did each have a matzah ball in them though.
Now personally, I like chicken soup.
I also like matzah balls.
I wish that [...]
Tradition
Long day.
It’s finally over though.
As I sit here with a room half full of suit cases and half unpacked, I think about new beginnings.
New chapters in ones life.
New flavors of Kosher ramen noodles.
They are called Tradition.
Cost 4 times as much.
But are delicious.
So while somethings change.
While things may look the same from the outside.
Just remember.
They may [...]
Hernia Waiting To Happen
It’s late.
It’s been a while since it was 1:30 in the morning and I am not being woken up by some kind of illness or disease.
I actually am starting to feel better.
Energy.
Wow.
Maybe it’s the soup.
Could even be my shaking of the lulav every day.
I tend to think though that it was all the smoke filling [...]
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David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.Read more...