All Entries Tagged With: "sex"
Roger Clemens Sex Scandal
Roger Clemens Sex Scandal
So much to talk about.
I went to the Vet today to pick up Bagel.
He had been in the refrigerator all weekend awaiting a necropsy. Now, I know what you’re thinking.
Don’t you mean autopsy?
That’s what I thought.
Apparently autopsy is only for humans, and since Bagel was a dog it’s called a necropsy.
Anyway, [...]
Sex And The City Movie Reviewed
Sex And The City Movie Reviewed
I could have sworn that it was Sex in the City, but I was wrong. It’s sex and the city.
I get it now, like the city is a character in the lives of these four women.
The movie started off where the show left off.
Carrie was engaged to Big (Chris [...]
Texas Polygamist Church Sex Bed Video
Texas Polygamist Church Sex Bed Video
Ok, this whole Texas Polygamist Church thing is funny as hell.
Not only did they have a “sex” bed but they also preached racism.
Let me explain.
They actually taught their members that all people were born white and when they were bad they turned black.
I am not making this up.
The woman on [...]
Barack Obama Drugs Gay Sex Video
Barack Obama Drugs Gay Sex Video
First of all, I need to say that today was weird.
This site had gone down do to being Digged.
Yup.
People like the site so much that it went down.
Weird huh?
Then I found out that my laptop was recalled and I have to send it back.
No computer for 14 days?
You have [...]
Bad Ass Coffee
Yup.
This place exists.
Somewhere in LA there is a coffee shop bearing that name.
I walk in there and get a cup.
“One coffee please.”
They had no idea what I ordered.
Do i want full body or medium?
I said large.
She was like no, what kind of coffee do I want.
I replied with, “Who’s on first.”
I got my coffee.
Also, I [...]
Last Post In My 20’s
Thirty years and nine months ago my parents made whoopie.
Dad was probably dancing to the sweet sounds of KC and the Sunshine Band.
Mom was doing the hustle.
And after a long night of cigarettes and disco they made a baby.
It was a long 9 months, but it was worth it as a beautiful baby boy was [...]
A Random Commandment
One of the commandments tells you, “though shall not covet thy neighbor’s wife.”
Well, I don’t covet anyone.
I don’t even know what that means.
Actually, if I were to covet anything it would be the awesome rice crispy treat that I am eating right now at the Egyptian Tea Room.
So here is the dilemma.
This girl wants to [...]
Fat Jewish Radio Does 3 Hour Show!
We had a great radio show tonight.
252 listeners that I know of.
It’s been a short 5 weeks and I am honored to have that kind of following.
I had a great radio guest, Karen from Ohio.
But Delicious took the cake. (not her real name, protecting the innocent)
She told me in detail what she is going to [...]
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David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.Read more...