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Even Red Necks Have Cell Phones
Even Red Necks Have Cell Phones
Yesterday, I woke up at 7:30 am.
Now, this may not seem like a big deal to anyone, but it really was.
See, the day before I went to bed at 3pm after I got off my flight and just crashed.
When I woke up I was refreshed and ready to rock, but [...]
Game of Life
Its the day before the day before new years.
Shorty and I woke up.
I had the standard bagel and lox.
Apparently, I tasted like onions afterwards.
Then we went to Walmart.
Did you know they have a market there?
Neither did I.
But, we had to get ready because we were having company.
The Persian and Smarty were coming.
Finally, they showed up [...]
Palm Springs Comedy
Whats so funny about Palm Springs?
Is there Palm Springs Comedy?
I have no idea.
What I do know is that it is paradise here.
Woke up to the serenity that was the condo.
No one around.
I knew that there was going to be brunch, but I was hungry.
So, I ate a piece of raisin challah.
Then drank some coffee.
Went outside [...]
Bank of America Sucks Donkey Balls
I love being back in San Diego.
I hate Bank of America.
I will explain.
This morning, I had really bad heartburn.
It was almost unbearable.
So, walking into the convenience store on the corner, I remembered that they have a 6 dollar minimum for debit purchases.
Buying random stuff is always fun.
I took 4 packs of Tums, water, and some [...]
The Fat Pack
Once again I am writing from a phone.
Once again it is because I do not want to give a hotel 12 dollars.
I mean they are getting so much from me.
Lunch today was a dollar.
The nerve of them charging me for three pieces of prime rib, swordfish, salad, dessert and two diet cokes.
Like really.
My money could [...]
Las Vegas Buffet
Before I talk about eating at a Las Vegas Buffet, I would like to start with breakfast.
Going down to the lobby at 9:30 am was interesting.
Women, makeup all smeared, wearing clothes from the night before and drinking coffee was a wold site.
What kind of night did they have?
Who were they with?
Will they regret it when [...]
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David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.Read more...