All Entries Tagged With: "palm springs"
My Weekend in the Desert
My Weekend in the Desert
Seriously, I love Palm Springs.
How much more relaxing can you get then waking up in paradise, going out for coffee and then taking a walk.
Walk where you ask?
To get a massage of course.
Shorty got me one for my birthday.
(which is Wednesday by the way)
Anyway, I got on the table, took off [...]
Palm Springs Vacation
Palm Springs Vacation
The past two weeks have been crazy.
Running around going to Houston and New York took its toll.
So, this weekend I am away.
Palm Springs with Shorty and Pretzel.
Speaking of which, I am obsessed with bagel bagel pretzels from Israel.
I am actually eating them now as I try and figure out the best way to [...]
Eating Healthy is Expensive
Eating Healthy is Expensive.
I discovered this today.
Let me give you an example.
For lunch today I went to La Torta.
Just in case you don’t know, Torta is Italian for Sandwich.
Any way, I got a Turkey Torta, Soup, Fries and a coke for 6 bucks.
Cheap right?
It was good, filled me up and made me sick.
Trust me, it [...]
Paradise Lost
There is no Satan or Lucifer in this story.
The closest you will get is the maître d at Pacifica seafood.
This guy has balls.
But, I’ll get to that soon.
Waking up in 2008 was no different then waking up in 2007.
I can attest to that.
However, I did wake up in Palm Springs, so maybe it was a [...]
Game of Life
Its the day before the day before new years.
Shorty and I woke up.
I had the standard bagel and lox.
Apparently, I tasted like onions afterwards.
Then we went to Walmart.
Did you know they have a market there?
Neither did I.
But, we had to get ready because we were having company.
The Persian and Smarty were coming.
Finally, they showed up [...]
Palm Springs Comedy
Whats so funny about Palm Springs?
Is there Palm Springs Comedy?
I have no idea.
What I do know is that it is paradise here.
Woke up to the serenity that was the condo.
No one around.
I knew that there was going to be brunch, but I was hungry.
So, I ate a piece of raisin challah.
Then drank some coffee.
Went outside [...]
Bank of America Sucks Donkey Balls
I love being back in San Diego.
I hate Bank of America.
I will explain.
This morning, I had really bad heartburn.
It was almost unbearable.
So, walking into the convenience store on the corner, I remembered that they have a 6 dollar minimum for debit purchases.
Buying random stuff is always fun.
I took 4 packs of Tums, water, and some [...]
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David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.Read more...