All Entries Tagged With: "obama"
I Will Not Bang Out on the 5th
I Will Not Bang Out on the 5th
I love NY.
I also love movies, so it came as no surprise when I pulled up to my hotel and the doorman opened the door and welcomed me to the Roosevelt that I automatically thought of Home Alone 2.
So, I went upstairs to me newly upgraded suite and [...]
Chantix Will Make You Crazy Final Day
Chantix Will Make You Crazy Final Day
I write final day, because I don’t know how much longer of this I can take.
I just wanted to quit smoking and somehow I lost a week of my life.
Breakfast started out promising.
Two hamburgers and a tomato.
I thought the phentermine kicked in and I went out to run [...]
Fat Jewish Guy One Second Cameo In Hot Obama Girl Video
Fat Jewish Guy One Second Cameo In Hot Obama Girl Video
I ate Arby’s Roast Beef today.
I will never eat Arby’s Roast Beef again.
It was nasty and disgusting.
I thought I was getting grandma’s brisket.
Instead I got crap.
On a brighter note, the BarelyPolitical people finally put my fat jewish guy ass in a video.
One second.
That’s all [...]
Barack Obama Cupcake
Barack Obama Cupcake
It’s Tuesday.
That means primary day.
It was gonna be huge.
But first I had to deal with Bagel being in the hospital.
The vet said he would hopefully be ok and he sat up so that was a good sign.
I didn’t have Hebrew school today due to the holiday so I spent the time watching [...]
Hillary was never called the N word
Hillary was never called the n word
I am starting to love this whole political thing.
It’s almost as good as sports.
Almost as good as the Yankees fighting the Devil Rays (rematch tomorrow).
But anyway.
It’s Friday.
The anti-biotics are working and I am almost back to normal.
What a week.
Shorty and I capped it off with dinner.
A Mexican shabbos [...]
Obama Shirts Are Like Butter On Pizza
Obama Shirts Are Like Butter On Pizza
I know that the above sentence may be a little disjointed.
It is kind of hard to visualize butter on pizza, let alone why they would taste like Obama shirts.
However, let me tell you that I had pizza dipped in butter today and it was….
Relax, we will get to that [...]
Barack Obama Drugs Gay Sex Video
Barack Obama Drugs Gay Sex Video
First of all, I need to say that today was weird.
This site had gone down do to being Digged.
Yup.
People like the site so much that it went down.
Weird huh?
Then I found out that my laptop was recalled and I have to send it back.
No computer for 14 days?
You have [...]
I Have A Dream Let The Taco Bell Ring
Go back to New York, go back to West Palm Beach, go back to Fort Lauderdale, go back to Philadelphia, go back to Beverly Hills, go back to the suburbs and gated communities of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.
Let us not wallow in the valley of despair. [...]
Obama Shirts Taste Like Ju Ju Bees
Obama Shirts.
They don’t really taste like Ju Ju Bees.
I haven’t ever really tasted an Obama Shirt.
What I can tell you is that Ju Ju Bees are awesome.
I ate 3 movie theater sized boxes today.
Football deserves something sweet no?
As I am polishing off my candy, I am thinking of cool Obama Shirts.
I know that APB Clothing [...]
Fat Jewish Guy Endorses
I am watching, “Crowned, The Mother Of All Pageants.”
This show is SICK.
I love it.
They have to De-Sash each other when they are done.
It is the best ever.
Today was a good food day.
Pita for breakfast.
Soup for lunch.
Beef and Broccoli for dinner.
Also, egg drop soup, fried noodles, salad and fortune cookie.
Ok, maybe it wasn’t a HEALTHY food [...]
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David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.Read more...