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Obama Shirts Playboy Playmates

Obama Shirts Playboy Playmates
Today was surreal to say the least.
Fox Business News, Tom Sullivan Radio show, q101 in Chicago, Chicago Sun Times and so many more.
I can only say that I am shocked that Jesse Jackson used the term that he did about Obama’s Nuts, but in this age of politics I guess nothing is [...]

Lazy Fed Ex Driver

Lazy Fed Ex Driver
Finally, I met someone who is lazier then I am.
Look, I know my strengths and I know my weaknesses.
I can be honest.
Sometimes, I am lazy.
Well, not really lazy, but more like procrastinating.
Anyway, I was waiting for a delivery today.
I was getting a box of Obama Shirts, Funny Olympic Shirts, Obama Clothing and [...]

Obama For Change Shirt

Obama For Change Shirt
Shirtpoppin.com has the best Barack Obama Clothing in the world.
But, that’s not why I am writing today.
I want to talk about the stupid stuff you see in the Sky Mall catalog.
Granted, I could spend 100,000 dollars in that catalog and still not be happy.
I want that submarine, and the pool flotation devices [...]

Hamas Hates Obama Shirts

Hamas Hates Obama Shirts
Why did I write that headline?
Why would Hamas hate Obama shirts?
Well, that’s because after today’s deplorable terrorist attack in Jerusalem I believe just that.
Hamas or other terrorist organizations would never allow an Obama Shirt that says, “Bro’s Before Hos.”
Never would they allow a shirt that says, “I got a crush on Obama.”
Can [...]

Obama Shirts Are Big Business So Is Jewish Porn

Obama Shirts Are Big Business So Is Jewish Porn
Basically, I figured out today that Barack Obama or any political shirts are big business.
Why?
Because there is no copyright protection to a politician under the law.
I could be wrong.
Fat Jewish Guy is not a lawyer.
He is a Fat Jewish Guy, who likes to eat.
But, I wish I [...]

3 Little Words My Political Satire

Obama Shirts
I spent 5 hours of my life on this video.
Managed to eat pasta in vodka sauce and some ice cream.
Was so wired doing the editing and it had nothing to do with the coffee or the liquid candy.
Adrenaline.
Attention to detail.
Looking at Hot Chicks.
Wait, did I say that?
There are worse things in life than [...]

A Shot Glass Full of Cake

A Shot Glass Full of Cake.
Let’s get back to basics here.
I know I have talked about Hot Jewish Girls, Pedro Martinez Cock Fighting Video, Obama Shirts, Giants Super Bowl Shirts and other stuff lately, but today I made an amazing discovery.
Let me go back for a second.
First off, I woke up and realized it was [...]

Stupidity

I am tired.
A Prime Rib and a Rib Eye in one day, not to mention a 1/4 pound hot dog will do that to you.
I will fill you in on Vegas when the time is right.
Meaning tomorrow.
However, I will leave you with this amazing nugget of wisdom.
I see a cigarette girl so I ask her [...]

I Have A Dream Let The Taco Bell Ring

Go back to New York, go back to West Palm Beach, go back to Fort Lauderdale, go back to Philadelphia, go back to Beverly Hills, go back to the suburbs and gated communities of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.
Let us not wallow in the valley of despair. [...]

Obama Shirts Taste Like Ju Ju Bees

Obama Shirts.
They don’t really taste like Ju Ju Bees.
I haven’t ever really tasted an Obama Shirt.
What I can tell you is that Ju Ju Bees are awesome.
I ate 3 movie theater sized boxes today.
Football deserves something sweet no?
As I am polishing off my candy, I am thinking of cool Obama Shirts.
I know that APB Clothing [...]