All Entries Tagged With: "jewish"
Fat Jews Cannot Be Killed Boot Camp For Your Mind Write Up
Fat Jews Cannot Be Killed Boot Camp For Your Mind Write Up
Booyah.
Like the Backstreet Boys, I’m back.
Wait.
That’s gay.
I’m back like Arnold said he would be.
Ok, that’s better.
Anyway, apparently eating a whole watermelon in a day is not normal.
My aunt told me that.
I don’t believe her.
So, I ate a 16 pound watermelon today.
One small New [...]
Fat Jewish Guy In A Mini Van
Fat Jewish Guy In A Mini Van
So, the Chantix is finally kicking in.
Felt a little down today.
Not my usual self.
I even cheated on my diet.
Yup, I went out for a Turkey wrap with pesto sauce.
I know, I know.
Bad me.
But hey, you only live once right?
Maybe this whole Boot Camp For Your Mind thing is [...]
Boot Camp For Your Mind Hot Bikini Model Loves Fat Jewish Guy
Boot Camp For Your Mind Hot Bikini Model Loves Fat Jewish Guy
Not sure what I am doing right to deserve this treatment.
I mean I’m just a Fat Jewish Guy.
Well, almost not as fat.
But, still Jewish.
I was talking to Amy Applebaum from Boot Camp For Your Mind (bootcampforyourmind.com), shes a life coach and she was [...]
Speedy Gon Fat Jewish Guy
I am officially strung out.
Ok, I am being a bit dramatic here, it’s only 1:40 am and I am almost done my day.
It’s been 6 days and I lost 8 lbs.
Today was great.
Woke up to a tomato and 4 chicken drumsticks and went to bed with carne asada, fries, corn and edamame.
I managed to drink [...]
Ghetto Chicks Watermelon Diet
This is crazy.
Check this out.
I have been awake for 15 hours and I can list in one breath what I ate.
2 pieces of chicken, salad, a tomatoes and cheese sandwich and 5 oz of steak.
That’s it.
OK, maybe there was some watermelon somewhere in there.
Fine.
Maybe it was a half a watermelon.
But regardless, thats all.
No snacks, no [...]
Paul Murad Phone Call
Paul Murad Phone Call
Paul Murad from the millionaire matchmaker on Bravo keeps calling me.
We keep missing each other because I am too busy eating.
Just kidding.
Well, maybe I am not.
On the subject of food, today is my last hurrah.
See, I have a doctor appointment tomorrow.
During that appointment I will probably hear a few things that [...]
Fat Jewish Guy One Second Cameo In Hot Obama Girl Video
Fat Jewish Guy One Second Cameo In Hot Obama Girl Video
I ate Arby’s Roast Beef today.
I will never eat Arby’s Roast Beef again.
It was nasty and disgusting.
I thought I was getting grandma’s brisket.
Instead I got crap.
On a brighter note, the BarelyPolitical people finally put my fat jewish guy ass in a video.
One second.
That’s all [...]
Dog Eater Ice Cream Maker
Dog Eater Ice Cream Maker
Ok, I am officially one of the most insensitive people around.
Granted I was hungry.
Really hungry, but when I went into Einstein Bagel’s I clearly was not thinking straight.
I ordered one, plain, no cheese and was thoroughly enjoying myself when it hit me.
I was eating a bagel dog.
As I was chomping [...]
Jewish Camp
What a weekend.
First my dog dies.
Then I am stuck in an old converted minimum security prison with a bunch of 4th graders.
The food was not the best, but I still was able to make the best of it.
The company was awesome.
Spending 2 days away from a computer and tv and everything else was just what [...]
I Lost A Friend Tonight
Today was sad.
Forget the fact that I started to get sick of matzo.
Forget the fact that I haven’t gone to teh bathroom in two days.
I am not even mentioning the fact that my dog is in the hospital.
Tonight something happened.
I lost a friend.
Jesse L Martin is no longer with me on Law and Order.
As far [...]
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David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.Read more...