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Anderson Spider Silva Loves Fat Jewish Guy Hot Girls in Bikinis

Anderson Spider Silva Loves Fat Jewish Guy Hot Girls in Bikinis
So, I wake up, still tired from the night before, but after a quick phentermine pick me up I was good to go.
Apparently gas prices are so high, that Hot Model Kira called me and asked if we could shoot today so she wouldn’t have [...]

Hot Bikini Girl Loves Obama’s Nuts

Hot Bikini Girl Loves Obama’s Nuts

Kira is holding Obama’s Chocolate Nuts in this hilarious and sexy video. As Barack Obama is about to clinch the nomination, let’s all join forces and get Obama’s Chocolate Nuts in our mouth! ObamasChocolateNuts.com, gourmet Nuts and funny T Shirts.

Jews Love Fried Rice Hot Mustard

Jews Love Fried Rice Hot Mustard
In honor of Israeli Independence Day, I decided to go out to eat.
But, at 9:30 PM on a Thursday there was not much open.
I finally found a spot that was open and with 10 minutes to spare I picked up my dinner.
Chicken Fried Rice, Hot Mustard and Egg Drop [...]

Hooters Girls Love Fat Jewish Guy

Hooters Girls Love Fat Jewish Guy
Wow.
It has been a long and hard day.
Don’t even ask, but I almost forgo to eat.
Well, I almost forgot to eat not healthy is what I mean.
The day started off great.
I harassed Amber Lee Ettinger on her live chat.
Let’s just say it was “sistable”.
But then it got stressful.
So, I ate [...]

Obama Girl Amber Lee Ettinger Loves Fat Jewish Guy

Obama Girl Amber Lee Ettinger Loves Fat Jewish Guy
Remember Amber?
We know her as the hot sexy superhero Obama girl.
I know her as the object of my fantasies.
(Sorry Stacey Steele…3 way..?)
Any way, it has come to my attention that she is selling a book.
So, not to miss out on an opportunity, I told her I would [...]

Stacey Steele Loves Fat Jewish Guy

Stacey Steele Loves Fat Jewish Guy
I found out who my new admirer is.
It’s funny, but now only is this girl hot as hell, but she is Jewish and apparently was on Fear Factor.
I can’t get Stacey Steele out of my head.
There is only one thing left to do.
I bought a ticket to Florida and [...]

Virgin Mary Dildo For Easter

Virgin Mary Dildo For Easter I really can't believe it.
I get an email today from the website
SexToy.com, they were telling me that they have a special Easter
Selection.
Apparently, this includes a Virgin Mary Dildo.
Even though I am Jewish, I feel like this is very
inappropriate.
 Totally disgusting and utterly blasphemous.
Unless I get to [...]

DJ Cassidy Hot Jewish Girls Obama T Shirts

DJ Cassidy Hot Jewish Girls Obama T Shirts

Once again, I got another message on my phone.
I tried calling back the number, but all I got was a sexy voice with a voice mail.
Left a message and told her to call me.
I am thinking it’s a prank, but who knows?
I had bigger things to worry about.
Since [...]

I Have A Dream Let The Taco Bell Ring

Go back to New York, go back to West Palm Beach, go back to Fort Lauderdale, go back to Philadelphia, go back to Beverly Hills, go back to the suburbs and gated communities of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.
Let us not wallow in the valley of despair. [...]