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Hottest Jewish Girls Ever

Hottest Jewish Girls Ever
The Eagles lost.
The steak is gone.
Shorty is watching America’s Next Top Model.
So, I need something to look at.
Nothing better then a few hot jewish girls.
So, here are my top 5 hottest jewish girls ever!
Coming in at number 5 - Lizzie
4th hottest Jewish Girl is Samantha Weinberg
Number three is a personal Favorite, Amanda [...]

Did Paul Murad Get Scammed On Millionaire Matchmaker

Did Paul Murad Get Scammed
So, as we all know I have been a big fan of The Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo.
We also know that I know one of the millionaires, Paul Murad.
So, imagine my surprise when I found out that The Millionaire Matchmaker show is Fake.
Maybe not fake, but definitely Patti Stanger did not screen [...]

DJ Cassidy Hot Jewish Girls Obama T Shirts

DJ Cassidy Hot Jewish Girls Obama T Shirts

Once again, I got another message on my phone.
I tried calling back the number, but all I got was a sexy voice with a voice mail.
Left a message and told her to call me.
I am thinking it’s a prank, but who knows?
I had bigger things to worry about.
Since [...]

I Have A Dream Let The Taco Bell Ring

Go back to New York, go back to West Palm Beach, go back to Fort Lauderdale, go back to Philadelphia, go back to Beverly Hills, go back to the suburbs and gated communities of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.
Let us not wallow in the valley of despair. [...]

Flight Info

Help me out here.
FatJewishGuy.com has been getting a lot of traffic from forums.flightinfo.com.
I want to know why.
True, I have flown lately.
True, I have asked for Flight Info, but normally I just go online and check on the website.
I tried looking on the site, but it costs ten dollars to join.
If you happen to be a [...]

100 Calorie Scam

So, Shorty tells me today that she bought 100 calorie Oreo Cookie packs.
I was excited to try them.
100 Calories?
This was gonna be amazing, I figured that I could eat like 5 packs and it would be cool.
I was so excited that all I ate today was pretzels.
(Shhh….”borrowed” them from a fellow teachers classroom)
When I got [...]

I Wish I Was Roger Clemens

If only I could be injected with an anti smoking steroid.
I would also take it in the belly button.
Or, maybe in the butt.
Still not sure.
All I know is that I am going crazy.
But, it is almost over.
It’s been two and a half days and while I am driving Shorty crazy, we both know it’s for [...]

Hot Jewish Girls

So, my endorsement worked.
Barack Obama won Iowa and can look forward to getting “Howard Deaned” by the Democratic establishment soon.
That doesn’t concern me so much as the fact that I am trying to quit smoking.
It is the worst pain imaginable.
So, not fair.
Why do the tobacco companies do this to us?
You know what?
I don’t care either.
Quitting [...]