All Entries Tagged With: "football"
Obama Shirts Taste Like Ju Ju Bees
Obama Shirts.
They don’t really taste like Ju Ju Bees.
I haven’t ever really tasted an Obama Shirt.
What I can tell you is that Ju Ju Bees are awesome.
I ate 3 movie theater sized boxes today.
Football deserves something sweet no?
As I am polishing off my candy, I am thinking of cool Obama Shirts.
I know that APB Clothing [...]
Football Players Cry
My heart was broken today.
No, things are ok with Shorty.
No, they had those little vanilla creamers this morning at 7-11.
My heart didn’t break over the fact that I didn’t get a chance to eat lunch.
However, I got very upset at the site of TO crying after the loss to the NY Giants.
I mean, he IS [...]
What Is Splenda?
It’s late.
4 am to be exact.
Long day.
Not hard, but long.
Teaching was awesome.
We made cookie maps of Israel.
Let me explain.
The cookie dough was rolled out and a cut out map of Israel was plaved above it.
Then, using a plastic knife, we cut out Israel.
The dead sea was colored with coconut (get it …salt), the Kinneret was [...]
Foam Head
Saturday.
Not a bad day.
I had some hot chocolate, chicken and pasta.
I probably ate some other stuff, but I had a stomach ache.
I wonder if the whole pizza from yesterday had anything to do with it.
Probably not.
It was the two hot dogs.
I’m not sure.
what I am sure of is that the Patriots won.
Damn.
I hate them.
But, I [...]
I’m Batman
It was hard waking up, but I had to do it.
After missing two classes at Hebrew school, I knew my students needed me.
Substitutes always sucked as a kid and though I was tired and achy I still managed to make it in.
Barely.
Had to stop for the customary cup of coffee and with one minute to [...]
Donavon McWho?
I had it all planned.
This was going to be the best post ever.
It would have been great.
But it all got messed up.
On the first drive of the game A.J. Feeley managed to throw an interception.
Then a touchdown.
I had faith though.
The birds were going to pull it off.
The game was well played.
It came down to the [...]
Fish Tacos, Churros and Smokes
Like I said we were in Tijuana today.
Let me back up for a bit.
I woke up in my friend’s sister’s bed this morning.
The Jacuzzi had loosened me up and it was good to sleep in a bed that isn’t a glorified futon mattress.
I was refreshed to say the least and I still had the faint [...]
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David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.Read more...