All Entries Tagged With: "food"
Another Day In Paradise
Another Day In Paradise
I never want to go back to San Diego.
Palm Springs is great.
100 degrees, sunny and beautiful.
Also plenty of food.
1/2 pound of smoked turkey from Bristol Farms (they give away free cheese!)
Another watermelon.
2 slices of matzo.
And now, late at night I am making French Fries.
Fries, Soda, Law & Order.
Paradise.
Pray for Bagel.
Time To Leave Hillary
Time To Leave Hillary
I don’t know if I necessarily agree with this statement.
This is America and we should be able to vote for the right man or woman.
We have a crisis.
Fat Jewish Guy just read that there is a food crisis going on.
Apparently due to the economy prices are going up.
Does that mean I [...]
Hawaiian Tropic Zone Las Vegas
Well, I am back.
Finally after 4 days in Sin City its back to San Diego and reality for me.
I had so much good food, met so many cool people, and partied my ass off with Playmates, Penthouse Pets, Celebs and had an amazing time.
However it’s time to sleep as I have an event in LA [...]
Crazier Than Britney Spears
I am not liking too many people right about now.
Quitting smoking sucks.
No really.
It does.
But, I didn’t smoke today.
Let’s see what I did do instead.
Soup.
Chicken.
4 tomatoes.
2 cucumbers.
3 heads of lettuce.
Onion.
6 Dum Dum lollipops.
1 bag of skittles.
Bowl of popcorn.
1 pita with melted cheese.
6 cans of diet soda.
1 bottle of seltzer water.
Hmmmmmm.
What do you think is better for [...]
American Pig
Decaf.
Potato Salad.
Lunch -
Salad, rice, miso soup, salmon.
Walmart.
Nap.
Dinner.
Are you ready?
Chips, salsa, dip, pita, veggies, pigs n blankets, latkes, apple sauce, cranberry sauce, turkey, cakes, cupcakes, spinach puffs, pizza rolls, rice crispy treats, chocolate dipped strawberries.
You wonder why this post is so short?
It is because I am full.
Tired, full and happy.
You Dig On That Homie?
Shabbat.
That is Hebrew for eating.
This is how it broke down.
Went to synagogue this morning.
Then there was Kiddish.
That pretty much meant tuna fish, egg salad, crackers, brownies and soda.
Ok, by that time I was full.
Then, after a brisk 1 1/2 mile walk came the feast.
I kid you not.
There was (in no particular order):
bread, fish, hummus, eggplant [...]
Fire & Hot Women
This fire is crazy.
The sky is gray.
The air smells like a BBQ.
There is a fine coat of ash covering everything in site.
We went to the market to buy food and you would think that the world is coming to an end.
This is really really crazy.
I am used to snow storms.
Maybe a foot if we were [...]
Food, Religion, Tents, Hot Tubs & Donkeys
It’s been a while.
Well, only 3 days, but it feels like a lot more.
Wednesday night, I decided to go to services for the last day of sukkot.
It had been a stressful week and I figured I would just chill out, have fun and meet up with some friends later on at the Tea Room for [...]
A Random Commandment
One of the commandments tells you, “though shall not covet thy neighbor’s wife.”
Well, I don’t covet anyone.
I don’t even know what that means.
Actually, if I were to covet anything it would be the awesome rice crispy treat that I am eating right now at the Egyptian Tea Room.
So here is the dilemma.
This girl wants to [...]
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David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.Read more...