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What Color is Pacman
What Color is Pacman?
You have to love Don Imus.
He must have a really small foot or a really large mouth because he loves putting it there.
Maybe Imus is the American Pig?
Recently when talking about Adam Pacman Jones, he turned to his sidekick and asked, “what color is Pacman?”
Duh.
The answer is simple.
Yellow.
Money Tree American Pig
Money Tree American Pig
First of all, I would like to congratulate myself.
When I took my blood sugar this morning, it was 121.
Say what?
121… amazing.
Anyway, as I was watching the news today about the rising gas prices, I started thinking that maybe if there was such a thing as a money tree, I would gladly grow [...]
Fat Jewish American Pig
Fat Jewish American Pig
Blood Sugar 153.
It was hot today.
I was sweating like a pig.
An American Pig.
More like a Fat Jewish American Pig.
Isn’t that an oxymoron?
They say you are what you eat.
In that case, I wouldn’t be able to eat myself as it is not kosher.
Regardless, it was hot.
I couldn’t deal with it anymore so I [...]
American Pig
American Pig
I realized today that I truly am an American Pig.
Wasn’t too hungry when I woke up.
Tried to be healthy, as I ate a turkey wrap.
Had a cup of coffee, a smoke and just chilled while on the computer.
There is something serene about sitting by a pool, in the sunshine overlooking a golf course [...]
American Pig
Decaf.
Potato Salad.
Lunch -
Salad, rice, miso soup, salmon.
Walmart.
Nap.
Dinner.
Are you ready?
Chips, salsa, dip, pita, veggies, pigs n blankets, latkes, apple sauce, cranberry sauce, turkey, cakes, cupcakes, spinach puffs, pizza rolls, rice crispy treats, chocolate dipped strawberries.
You wonder why this post is so short?
It is because I am full.
Tired, full and happy.
American Pig Brand
I actually went home this morning.
Been spending some time with shorty, but I needed to check out what was going on at the crib.
So after Hebrew School, I ventured to the palace.
Things hadn’t changed much.
The roommates were sitting there in their underwear, not shaved and watching sports.
However, the Hanukkah candles were out and I was [...]
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David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.Read more...