All Entries in the "American Pig" Category
American Pig Brand
American Pig Brand
American Pig Brand is officially old news.
The new place to buy Funny Satirical T Shirts is ShirtPoppin.
ShirtPoppin launched today with over 1,000 visitors in only a few hours.
It was so exciting sitting at home, eating eggs and watching people going to the best T Shirt site out there.
Speaking of eggs by the way, [...]
What Color is Pacman
What Color is Pacman?
You have to love Don Imus.
He must have a really small foot or a really large mouth because he loves putting it there.
Maybe Imus is the American Pig?
Recently when talking about Adam Pacman Jones, he turned to his sidekick and asked, “what color is Pacman?”
Duh.
The answer is simple.
Yellow.
Money Tree American Pig
Money Tree American Pig
First of all, I would like to congratulate myself.
When I took my blood sugar this morning, it was 121.
Say what?
121… amazing.
Anyway, as I was watching the news today about the rising gas prices, I started thinking that maybe if there was such a thing as a money tree, I would gladly grow [...]
Fat Jewish American Pig
Fat Jewish American Pig
Blood Sugar 153.
It was hot today.
I was sweating like a pig.
An American Pig.
More like a Fat Jewish American Pig.
Isn’t that an oxymoron?
They say you are what you eat.
In that case, I wouldn’t be able to eat myself as it is not kosher.
Regardless, it was hot.
I couldn’t deal with it anymore so I [...]
Daily Sexy Comedy
Daily Sexy Comedy
Did you ever get that not so fresh feeling?
Once in a while I do.
When that happens, I only use Summers…
I love that commercial.
By the way blood sugar was 160 today, a lot lower then yesterdays.
See, I am curing Diabetes!
Started eating healthy as well.
Tuna, salad, string cheese.
String cheese?
That sounds good.
BRB.
This stuff is so good.
Girl [...]
American Pig
American Pig
I realized today that I truly am an American Pig.
Wasn’t too hungry when I woke up.
Tried to be healthy, as I ate a turkey wrap.
Had a cup of coffee, a smoke and just chilled while on the computer.
There is something serene about sitting by a pool, in the sunshine overlooking a golf course [...]
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David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.Read more...