Late Night Cheesesteak at Pats
July 26th, 2008 by Fat Jewish Guy
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Late Night Cheesesteak at Pats
As I write this, I am sitting on the 10th floor of my mother’s building trying to get a free wireless signal.
It’s 530 am and I just got home from my food tour.
Shorty had her first Cheesesteak.
Pats Steaks of course.
We also saw a man masturbating in the basement at Pats.
Only in Philly can you see a guy Jerking off in the basement of a restaurant and then say, “hmm…I will keep eating.”
It was delicious, and Shorty…it wasn’t oil.
Then we went to WaWa.
This was after a great night on Broadway seeing Legally Blonde the musical.
Ok.
I liked it.
A little.
Anyway, I am exhausted, more war stories later.
And pictures.
Nothing beats a late night Cheesesteak, mushrooms, onions and Jizz.
I mean Wiz.
Tags: Late Night Cheesesteak at Pats, Pats Steaks, Wahitesaki, white saki

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July 26th, 2008 at 10:08 am
I also choose Pat’s over Geno’s.
Cheez Whiz Wit’!