US Airways Sucks Like Monica

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US Airways Sucks Like Monica

The day started out great.

Sunshine, plane ticket and knowing that I will be in New Jersey by night.

So, I get on the plane and everything is cool.

I informed the flight attendant of my diabetes and was given granola bars, cookies and pretzels.

Not sure that that was really gonna cure it, but man did it taste good.

Then somewhere mid flight I walk towards the back and asked for water.

I drank the water and asked to get it refilled.

Once again, I finished the glass and asked for more.

The flight attendant told me that she wasn’t gonna refill my cup any more.

I asked, “isn’t that your job?” (ok maybe I was a dick)

She said, “no I am here for safety.”

I didn’t want to fight and she was cute and also sick like me so we started talking.

Now we are myspace friends and I am gonna make some shirts for her.

Anyway, I land in Charlotte, and find out that Shorty’s plane was delayed 3 hours.

Worse, my plane was delayed an hour and 20 minutes.

So, I get on a standby flight, get on the plane, sit down and then…..

Security breach.

Some idiot snuck past airport security and the couldn’t find him.

We waited.

US Airways SUCKS!

I told the other flight attendant about the whole diabetes thing and at least I got to eat 3 granola bars while I waited to take off.

Anyway, now I am here, it’s 2 am and Shorty lands soon.

Who cares.

I am on the east coast.

One week.

Then back on US Airways.

Damn.

Maybe I’ll get the hottie flight attendant again?