Gym Shower Steak
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Gym Shower Steak
What an amazing day.
I actually went to the gym.
Felt so much better afterwards.
Clean, refreshed and ready for dinner.
It’s not what you think.
The water in my complex broke and I felt dirty.
So, I went to the gym to shower.
Figure I am paying for it anyway, why not use it.
This is all part of my new plan on how to live on 7 dollars a month.
This is how you do it.
1) Move to San Diego
2) join a gym.
2) become homeless.
3) live near a McDonalds.
Ok, so now you are in Southern California. The weather is great and it’s always nice.
You pay 20 bucks a month for a 24 hour gym.
Now you get rid of your apartment and squat near a McDonald’s.
if you eat 2 dollar menu meals a day thats 80 bucks a month.
Hmmm….
Not for me.
I would rather eat the ribeye Shorty bought me.
















David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.