Mango Slice

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Mango Slice

Well, my Shaq Rap Kobe Tell Them How My Ass Tastes Video Spoof was a success.

Seen over 5,000 times in just one day, and picked up by a few major sports blogs made me happy.

What didn’t make me as happy, was the fact that my blood sugar was 130.

Now, in reality it is not that bad, but since I was on a two day down swing, I was hoping it would stay down.

Mango Slice.

Not sure why that popped into my head, but I really really want one.

Unfortunately with diabetes, a mango slice is like a kiss of death.

I can eat apples, strawberries, oranges (with nuts), but surprisingly no grapefruits.

And of course, no Mango Slice.

So frustrating.

Because I want it, but can’t have it.

Like tonight, I went to the Comedy Store because I was supposed to go on.

When I got there, I met up with Vicki Barbolak who had arranged the whole thing.

We talked in the green room as she did her hair and nails, unfortunately as I was outside talking with Guam Felix, Comedian Joe Charles and a few others, I got the bad news.

There were too many people on the show and I couldn’t go on.

Vicki was a saint and tried to ask if I could split her time with her, but they said no.

It’s ok.

Just like the mango slice, sometimes you want something and you can’t have it.

Now, when I want something sweet, I just eat something else, or I just watch something sweet.

Instead of going on stage tonight, I made a video.

It’s both sweet, sexy and more people have seen it then I would have performed for onstage.

Mango Slice.

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