David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.
Fat Jewish American Pig
June 22nd, 2008 by Fat Jewish Guy
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Fat Jewish American Pig
Blood Sugar 153.
It was hot today.
I was sweating like a pig.
An American Pig.
More like a Fat Jewish American Pig.
Isn’t that an oxymoron?
They say you are what you eat.
In that case, I wouldn’t be able to eat myself as it is not kosher.
Regardless, it was hot.
I couldn’t deal with it anymore so I made a decision.
What was it you ask?
I decided we needed an air conditioner so we went to Walmart.
Sold out.
Lowes?
Sold out.
So we bought a water cooler instead.
Will it keep us cool?
Probably not.
Will we for get to fill it once we are done the initial 5 gallons.
Probably.
Did we basically buy a nice new place to put our crap on?
Yup.
List of random things I bought that I never use.
Ice Cream Maker.
Ipod.
Gym membership.
Toothpaste. (just kidding)
