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American Pig

I realized today that I truly am an American Pig.

Wasn’t too hungry when I woke up.

Tried to be healthy, as I ate a turkey wrap.

Had a cup of coffee, a smoke and just chilled while on the computer.

There is something serene about sitting by a pool, in the sunshine overlooking a golf course and seeing pristine mountain ranges.

Then Shorty got home and we had to get ready for the Bar B Q.

Father’s day never meant much to me as my father is from Israel and doesn’t celebrate it, but for many American Dads today was a day to celebrate.

The plan was to go to Encino for Shorty’s dad’s friend’s annual Fatherless Father’s Day BBQ.

So, we went and when we got there I was greeted by the amazing fragrance of meat on a grill.

I ate this whole thing.

American Pig.

Still not convinced?

Do you know what this is?

This is a bowl o whipped cream.

Notice how it’s half empty?

American Pig.

Finally, I got back to San Diego at 10:00 and decided to check my blood sugar.

240.

Before you get nervous, (mom, Shorty’s mom, aunt, Shorty) please understand that this was after steak, pasta salad, hummus, two types of cake and a bowl of whipped cream.

On a quick political note.

I am glad that Barack Obama addressed teh plight of black father’s today.

Can someone say pander?

American Pig

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