Ghetto Chicks Watermelon Diet
May 17th, 2008 by Fat Jewish GuyThis is crazy.
Check this out.
I have been awake for 15 hours and I can list in one breath what I ate.
2 pieces of chicken, salad, a tomatoes and cheese sandwich and 5 oz of steak.
That’s it.
OK, maybe there was some watermelon somewhere in there.
Fine.
Maybe it was a half a watermelon.
But regardless, thats all.
No snacks, no soda, no coffee, no ice cream.
This drug is the best.
You know what else is the best?
Ghetto chicks.

David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.










