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  • Ghetto Chicks Watermelon Diet

    May 17th, 2008 by Fat Jewish Guy

    This is crazy.

    Check this out.

    I have been awake for 15 hours and I can list in one breath what I ate.

    2 pieces of chicken, salad, a tomatoes and cheese sandwich and 5 oz of steak.

    That’s it.

    OK, maybe there was some watermelon somewhere in there.

    Fine.

    Maybe it was a half a watermelon.

    But regardless, thats all.

    No snacks, no soda, no coffee, no ice cream.

    This drug is the best.

    You know what else is the best?

    Ghetto chicks.

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