Heather Mills is Great In Bed

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Heather Mills is Great In Bed.

I can prove it.

Heather Mills and Paul McCartney just settled their divorce for 110 million dollars.

Let’s do some math.

Heather Mills was married for 5 years.

5 years times 365 days = 1825 (+ 1 for the leap year) so thats 1826 days they were married.

Subtract the 300 days she was on her period. (5 days a clip)

That leaves 1326 days they could of had sex. (unless Sir Paul likes to ride the crimson tide)

Now, she was pregnant for 9 months, so add another 45 days to that (since she couldn’t have had her period during that time)

After the baby is born you have to wait 6 weeks (42 days) to have sex again.

This brings us to 1329 days.

Now, lets assume that they had sex 4 times a week.

That brings us to 759 times that they had sex.

The divorce settlement is for 110 million dollars.

That means 144927.54 per sexual event.

Now I ain’t saying Heather Mills is a gold digger…..

Time for some steak.

I wonder what Fat Jewish Guy is worth per sexual event?